Our Mission
"We believe that no kitten should wander this earth without a warm lap to sit on, a hand to occasionally ignore, and at least three toys they will play with once and never again. Izzy's Home for Wayward Kittens is committed to the rehabilitation, re-socialization, and aggressive spoiling of kittens who have found themselves in the garden without explanation."
— Founding Charter, drafted on a Tuesday
By the Numbers
6
Kittens Homed
0
Questions Asked
∞
Kibble Dispensed
1
Heroic Founder
Meet the Residents
First contact. They chose us.
Nap #47 of the day. Undisturbed.
Strategic bush operations in progress.
Surveying the estate. This is mine now.
Board meeting adjourned for lunch.
The grey division. Extremely serious.
Board of Directors
All positions filled via meritocracy*. *First come first served. Bribes accepted in the form of kibble.
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Izzy
Founder & Executive Director
🟠
Marmalade
Chief Chaos Officer
🩶
Dusty
VP of Napping Operations
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Cobweb
Director of Staring at Walls
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Void
Head of Nocturnal Screaming
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Custard
Chief Napping Officer (Annex)
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Smudge
Dir. of Knocking Things Over
Support the Mission
Your donation funds premium kibble, emergency midnight snacks, and the ongoing legal work of
establishing our 501(c)(3) status (we have not started this process).
*Not tax deductible. †Not legally registered. ‡Izzy is not a licensed nonprofit director.
All donations final. No kittens will be returned.